Day 72 – I’ve decided to play a new game with the humans called “Splash The Human.” Whenever feeding time comes, and the lid on my tank is lifted, I like to do my best Matrix impression, flip around 180 degrees and splash the human feeding me.

Max score is 1000.

Anywhere on the human = 100 points.

Face = 250 points.

Eye = BULLSEYE! 1000 points.

So far I’ve accumulated 1250 points in two rounds, my first ever shot was a bullseye. I’m a natural, what can I say?