My God, if you read the “critics” reviews of Bug, you’d think it’s a good movie. When the entire audience is laughing at a thriller, that’s generally a BAD sign. Bug is neither the psychological thriller, nor the horror movie that I had hoped for, but it does have some great quotes.

Here are the highlights, so you don’t have to spend the $9.

Ashley Judd’s Gems

• “Well, we all come from Beaver, don’t we?!”
• “Come’ere boy”
• “I am the super mother bug!”

And don’t forget about “I am not an axe murderer… I am not an axe murderer… I am not an axe murderer.